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就牛X的请假理由

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就牛X的请假理由

一员工在接到电话后
马上跑去跟领导说要请假
领导:为什么?
员工:我老婆要生孩子。
领导:那是大事,你去吧。

一小时后员工回来了
领导:怎么这么快就回来了?也不在家多陪陪老婆.........对了,是男孩还是女孩?
员工:这个要等10个月后才能知道~~~~~
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