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[短篇] 女婿陪老丈人喝酒

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女婿陪老丈人喝酒

某女白领三十多岁了仍未出嫁,老父 天天催促也不济其可,一日女儿上班了, 老父无意间在女儿房间的枕头下搜出一根 震动棒;下午女儿回来看见老父把自己的 棒棒放在桌子上坐在一边喝闷酒,一时又 羞又气:爸,你怎么乱翻我的东西。老父 幽幽的说:我一个人寂漠,让女婿陪我喝 点酒不行么?……

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