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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、认识一学妹,她老是暗示我带她玩点刺激的,没办法,晚上吃完饭带她去了学校有名的野战基地,
我跟学妹说,“好多人在这做羞羞事哦。”学妹脸一红说“讨厌”,我大喊一声“来巡查的了”结果两个
男的提着裤子就跑出来了,我歪头问学妹,“够刺激吗?
2、手术门打开,医生抱着婴儿走来递给男子,兴奋道:“生了,是个千金…” 男子着急道:“我…我媳妇
怎么样了?” 医生笑道:“放心吧,母女平安!” 男子紧张的神态逐渐露出笑容:“那就好,那就好,
她可是俺花三十万买来的,比什么都贵重!”
3、当年高三的时候老妈给买了一大堆的学习资料,结果没写完!高考以后,妈妈翻了翻那些学习资料,
要我全部把它写完,说是用钱买的,不写完特别浪费。
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