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很有趣的思维性笑话

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很有趣的思维性笑话

1.某男生甲给女同学乙出上联求对:“上海自来水来自海上。”顺念倒念完全一样,难度极大!女生乙对曰:“山东落花生花落东山” ;男生甲遂出绝对:“大波美人鱼人美波大”,女生乙对曰“明天到操场操到天明!”男生落荒而逃~
评论:文学加情色,这个女生要是生在李清照时代就好了

2.一哥们玩植物大战僵尸抱怨:老是提示“有一大波僵尸在靠近”,结果我玩了一年植物大战僵尸,也没等到那个僵尸
评论:第一遍没看懂,后来才明白,“一大波僵尸”变成了一“大波僵尸”

3.刘备在洞房花烛夜当晚,笑淫淫的对著娇妻说:该是老二出场的时候了; 顿时关羽自外破门而入大喊:多谢大哥! 接著说:就让你见识见识我小弟弟的厉害! 语毕,张飞跃窗而入大喊:多谢二哥!
评论:朋友妻不可欺,还是朋友妻不客气?

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